I am Krystalynn
22. Psychology Major. Future whale and dolphin trainer!
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the
fuck is this
OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa
#i dON’T GET IT
the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch